Well, they've caught Saddam at last. What do they do now?


The question stands, "What do they do with this asshole now?" Obviously, they no doubt used their expertise to torture him with in inches of passing out, yet not leaving the slightest evidence of doing so. Then they try to get information out of him. Where the bombs are, how his haggard ass got so many women, tax dependent write offs of a harem, etc. Afterwards, what do we do?

First, I suggest that we go back to the days of old and put him in the stocks. He will do a nationwide tour like this. Giving all the opporunity to throw eggs, rotten tomatoes, and used condoms at this horrible man.

After this, he should have to do highway clean-up duty around the country. Nature is our biggest resource, and he has to keep it clean.

Finally, he will be thrown in the hardest, most brutal prisons in the country. The warden of course will allow forced sodomy. And the guards will look the other way.

This is my suggestion for the rest of Saddam's life. Of course, I ommitted the obvious random torturing here and there, but that goes without saying.